This is the stationery section. Lots of lovely wordy fun.

Fashion Cats

Fashion Cats

This brilliant little book is full of photos of cats in their bestest outfits. Our favourite is the cat dressed as Hello Kitty...

£8.99

Pepperpot card

Pepperpot card

...from those saucy chaps at Kiss me Kwik

£2.00

Cheese card

Cheese card

...from those saucy chaps at Kiss me Kwik

£2.00

Claude Depussy card

Claude Depussy card

...from those saucy chaps at Kiss me Kwik

£2.00

Lady Gaga card

Lady Gaga card

...from those saucy chaps at Kiss me Kwik

£2.00

Teddy Bear's Picnic card

Teddy Bear's Picnic card

...from those saucy chaps at Kiss me Kwik

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - biscuit

Kiss me Kwik card - biscuit

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - huge

Kiss me Kwik card - huge

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - seal

Kiss me Kwik card - seal

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - organic

Kiss me Kwik card - organic

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - w*nk

Kiss me Kwik card - w*nk

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Would Daniel ever find his way to bumsexland?

Would Daniel ever find his way to bumsexland?

...greetings card

£2.00

Get out of my way, I'm fabulous

Get out of my way, I'm fabulous

...greetings card
Free envelope

£2.00

'Incontinence hotline...

'Incontinence hotline...

...can you hold please', greetings card

£2.00

Do I look like a fucking people person?

Do I look like a fucking people person?

One of Kiss me Quick’s highly amusing cards

£2.00

Fuck off you Fucking Fucker

Fuck off you Fucking Fucker

Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards

£2.00

Oh look!  Your husband’s drowning.

Oh look! Your husband’s drowning.

Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards.

£2.00

Collected Thoughts from Modern Toss

Collected Thoughts from Modern Toss

A touching collection of poems from Drive-by Abuser.

alright / thumbing through a book yeah? / admiring its epic sweep / thin one innit / must be a classic / I should know /
I fucking wrote it

£5.99

Modern Toss Shitted up card

Modern Toss Shitted up card

For a special friend from Modern Toss

£2.25

Modern Toss dog's Special day card

Modern Toss dog's Special day card

Humping dog card from Modern Toss. Happens round here a lot

£2.25

Moomin Comic books

Moomin Comic books

Ooh ooh a new Moomin book! Stop everything, put the kettle on, fetch me some cake - I might be busy for a little while.. Check out the Moominfamily's trip to the Riviera in volume one, where the unworldly Moomins are horrified to discover that nothing in the South of France is free. Volume 2 and 3 don't follow in sequence so no need to worry about buying them in order. Just make sure you've got a big cake in

£12.99

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Moominland Midwinter

Moominland Midwinter

Moomins always sleep through the winter... until the year Moomintroll woke up. Another classic tale from Tove Jannsson

£5.99

Comet in Moominland

Comet in Moominland

Tove Jansson's classic story. A comet is speeding towards the earth and nobody knows what to do.

£4.99

Finn Family Moomintroll

Finn Family Moomintroll

One of our favourite Moomin books - the one with the Hobgoblins hat which changes a very scared Moomintroll into the King of California. Luckily his moominmamma recognises him whatever happens.

£4.99

Moominsummer Madness

Moominsummer Madness

This charming and funny tale tells the tale of when the Moomin family get flooded out of their home and move into a floating theatre!

£5.99

Moominvalley in November

Moominvalley in November

Winter is coming and the Fillyjonk, The Hemulen, Toft and others are waiting in Moominvalley for the Moomins to return home. Contains my favourite chapter in which the Fillyjonk has a near-death experience whilst cleaning her attic windows and vows to stop cleaning up....

£5.99

Tales from Moominvalley

Tales from Moominvalley

A collection of short stories from the valley, including The Fillyjonk who Believed in Disasters and The Secret of the Hattifattners.

£5.99