Ladybird notepads

.This is a notepad, said Peter. A nice 15 x 10cm notepad, said Jane. With plain paper, said Peter. Buy one, said Jane. Buy more, said Peter. New word: notepad

£2.99

Hey Ugly! Postcard box

Box of 30 different postcards featuring your favourite Ugly Dolls

£5.99

Hey Ugly! fold and mail

40 sheets of fold and mail paper with 5 different designs featuring Ugly Dolls

£6.99

3d Blythe notepad

Yes, yes Nicky. It's called a lenticular image. You're very clever. What it means to you and me, folks, is that the picture on the cover moves as you look at it from different angles. Wow.

£12.00

Modern Toss Work Card

Work! I think I'll go home, I'm a bit bored.

£2.25

Modern Toss Mr Tourette card

Mr Touretts paints a For Sale sign for someone's house.

£2.25

Modern Toss Weekend Card

Weekend - Let's go to Ikea.

Fuck Ikea

£2.25

Phyllis wouldn't share her needles with anyone...

...greetings card

£2.00

Would Daniel ever find his way to bumsexland?

...greetings card

£2.00

David wasn't gay.

..he just helped out when they were busy!
Greetings card

£2.00

Get out of my way, I'm fabulous

...greetings card
Free envelope

£2.00

'Incontinence hotline...

...can you hold please', greetings card

£2.00

Do I look like a fucking people person?

One of Kiss me Quick’s highly amusing cards

£2.00

When I grow up I want to be a crack whore

Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards.

£2.00

Happy Birthday Cunt

Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards.

£2.00

Back Door Babe

Another of Kiss Me Quick’s sentimental range of greetings cards

£2.00

‘How Do You stop a Dog Humping your Leg’ card

The answer is ‘pick it up and suck its’ cock’. Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards.

£2.00

Fuck off you Fucking Fucker

Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards

£2.00

When I grow up I want to be...

Dole scum. Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards.

£2.00

Oh look! Your husband’s drowning.

Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards.

£2.00