Kiss me kwik keyrings

Everyone in our household has a kiss me kwik keyring for their house keys - we are variously a Binge Drinker, a F*cking People Person, Doris Day and a F*cking F*cker. Sometimes they get mixed up and we get awfully confused.

£2.99

iPod hoodie

How much do you actually love your iPod? Me too. It's just about the nicest thing in my life nearly. Snuggle it up in a hoodie to stop it getting those nasty little scratches and make sure it doesn't get chilly. Fits iPod classic, iPod touch, iPhone and most other MP3 players and phones (11 x 7cm)

£9.99

Bag of shit bag

Those dear old modern tossers never fail to come up with something really cynical to cheer us all up here at Pussy towers

£6.99

Modern Toss Badges

All your favourite Modern Toss characters in badge form.

£1.00