Collected Thoughts from Modern Toss

A touching collection of poems from Drive-by Abuser.

alright / thumbing through a book yeah? / admiring its epic sweep / thin one innit / must be a classic / I should know /
I fucking wrote it

£5.99

Modern Toss fridge magnets

Choose from three charming Modern Toss legends; Buy more sh*t or we're all f*cked, Eat for Victory or Drive-by Abuser's accusatory Getting a snack out the fridge yeah?

£3.99

Modern Toss shopper

Light cotton shopper, 42 x 38cm, bearing the legend, 'Buy more shit or we're all Fucked'. Guaranteed to create a stir in Waitrose's check out queue

£6.50

Knitted Alan Action Figure

Limited Edition Collectible
Hand crocheted in fine wool by knitwear designer Cardigan
Approx 12cm tall and ready for immediate action!
Ideal for shitting up barbecues, weddings or dinner parties.

£19.99

Kiss me kwik keyrings

Everyone in our household has a kiss me kwik keyring for their house keys - we are variously a Binge Drinker, a F*cking People Person, Doris Day and a F*cking F*cker. Sometimes they get mixed up and we get awfully confused.

£2.99

Modern Toss Badges

All your favourite Modern Toss characters in badge form.

£1.00