Hot n Wet shower curtain

Star in your own porn mag every morning! You do already? No wonder you look a little tired today. L200 x W180

£25.00

Scary shower curtain

Still making our Nick jump days after he put it up in his bathroom, this has a restrained, designer type of spookiness. If it was a film it would be a stylish thriller by Hitchcock rather than say, Scream 2 or Final Destination.

£20.00

Trimfone

Originally launched in 1965 by the GPO this was THE phone of the seventies. The Tone Ringer Illuminated Model, to give it its full name, was the first to use an electronic warble rather than a ring. The new improved Trimfone has push buttons but remains a design classic.
Available in white or pale pink

£41.00

Stuffed owl cushion

We have been selling these lovely hand-made owls made by local seamstress Sue (a.k.a Owl Lady) in our stores for a while now but she has finally got production up to such a pitch (ie she has lost her proper job) that we can now offer them to you lovely people via our website. Only available in black and white polka dot fabric for now

£24.00

Over door Saturnus knobs

We already do the nice new knobs like these that screw onto the wall and very successful they are too. This is a new version for all of those too lazy or incompetent to use a drill and/or screwdriver (that's me) which has one of those over door hooky arrangement type thingys so you just hang and go.

£10.99

Jon Burgerman wallpaper

Colour your own wallpaper with printed design by the uber talented Mr. Burgerman. 52cm width and ten metre drop. Price per roll.

£45.00

Saturnus

Fabulous wall-mounted, swivelling coat and hook rack. Available in multi (with coloured knobs, tee-hee) or in ivory (with cream knobs, fnnarr)

£21.00