Periodic table of swearing fridge magnets

This classic from Modern Toss is now available to stick on your fridge. Representing humankind's first real attempt to take the international language of swearing and turn it into a systematic grid.

£9.99

Modern Toss work / weekend mugs

Brand new from those sarky boys at Modern Toss, mugs which perfectly sums up our own work/life balance. Ideal secret santa for a work colleague.

£9.99

Flies of the British Isles tea towel

Celebrate the lowlier fauna of our green and pleasant land with this new tea towel from Modern Toss. Identify individuals such as Ray Smears, Basildon Fork Licker and of course, June Shitfield, amongst many others.

£12.99

Periodic Tablecloth of Swearing

More like a tea-cloth than a tablecloth, there is simply no better way to dry your plates this Christmas season.
A MUST HAVE Christmas present for 2011

£12.00

Collected Thoughts from Modern Toss

A touching collection of poems from Drive-by Abuser.

alright / thumbing through a book yeah? / admiring its epic sweep / thin one innit / must be a classic / I should know /
I fucking wrote it

£5.99

Modern Toss dog's Special day card

Humping dog card from Modern Toss. Happens round here a lot

£2.25