Heartbreaker purse

Why do you have to be a...heartbreaker, when I was being the purse you waaant me to be. Burt Bacharach actually wrote that song about this purse. Two sections - one poppered for cards and with a little heart shaped mirror, and one zipped for coins and such-like.

£27.50

Heartbreaker coin purse

Cute round zipped coin purse, 10cm diameter

£9.99

Burger and Chips purses

By New York design company, Loungefly. Super sturdy zipped purses, Cheeseburger is 11 x 10 x 4cm, French Fries 11 x 14 x 5cm

£19.99

Make up mirrors

Just look at yourself! You need one of these handy handbag mirrors to do your make up on the train going to work. Choose from (1) Botox, Moi?, (2) Wonderful, marvellous meee, (3) So many men, so few who can afford me, (4) Evil cat or (5) Today was a complete waste of make up.

£3.99

Bowie weekend bag

All the young duuuudes, carry one of theee-ese, boogaloo duudes carry a bowie bag. Cos he produced Mott the Hoople you know. Is that right? Large (30 x 45cm) vinyl bag with appliqué lettering, embroidered stars and studs

£39.99

Brollies

Groovy retro domed brolly (the queen always uses one you know so that we, her loyal subjects, can always gaze upon her beautiful face). If its good enough for Lizzie.. Available in pale pink, fuschia, red, silver or black

£9.99