This is the books section. lots of lovely wordy fun.

How to Live with a Huge Penis

How to Live with a Huge Penis

This book walks the line between real advice and a tongue in cheek look at the problems faced by those afflicted with OMG -oversized male genitalia. Chapters include Care and Maintenance and Huge Penises in History. An excellent gift that is guaranteed to flatter and amuse the recipient!

£7.99

Modern Toss

Modern Toss

Volumes one, three or four of the very funny, slightly disturbing illustrations from modern toss. We seem to have lost volume two somehow. Not for the easily offended. Choose Vol 1, Vol 3 or Vol 4

£4.99

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Modern Toss - Another Book

Modern Toss - Another Book

As drive-by abuser might say 'Thinking of reading a book, yeah?' Newest nihilistic nonsense from Mod Toss.

£9.99