More Useful kits

More delightful usefulness from clever design company Wu and Wu. Explorer Kit contains a magnifying glass, torch, compass, pencil, notebook and that vital piece of string (waddya mean, how long is it?). Pigtail Kit contains a plastic mirror and comb and lots of hair bobs - 2 pairs of hair slides (white plastic bows and green plastic flowers) 4 pompom bobbles and 2 hair bobs with red gingham ribbons

£15.00

Multi acrylic frame

A runaway best-seller in our Brighton stores and in Topshop too. A keenly priced standing frame 10 by 8" frame that holds more photos than you have friends probably.

£8.00

Bambi plasters

Sweet bambi plasters for nasty painful cuts and grazes - pack of 20

£2.99

Gold Hand

A new version of our very popular jewellery holders in gold. Right on trend as the annoying fashion people say.

£10.00

Gold Flying Ducks

In my other job as a glamorous presenter on a tv shopping channel (which pays a damn sight better than this I can tell you) I might describe this product as a contemporary take on an old favourite.

£10.99

Universal remote control

Univeral remote with gunshot sound comes with sheriff badge so everyone knows you are in charge of channel surfing today. Just please, please not America's Next Top Model again.

£9.99

Cutesy shoppers & laundry bags

Lovely japanesey print heapy cheap plasti-coated nylon shopping bags, 35 x 25cm. Also available as laundry bags for an extra quid. Why should your dirty washing always go in one of those nasty plaid bags when you could have one of these?

£3.99

Buy Your Own Fucking Lighter

A best-seller in the Pussy stores, this refillable lighter never fails to amuse

£2.50

Buy Your Own Bloody Fags

Highly amusing refillable lighter

£2.50

Bowie purse

Vinyl bowie purse with embroidered stars and metal studs, 10 x 10cm, with metal clasp

£7.50

Bowie weekend bag

All the young duuuudes, carry one of theee-ese, boogaloo duudes carry a bowie bag. Cos he produced Mott the Hoople you know. Is that right? Large (30 x 45cm) vinyl bag with appliqué lettering, embroidered stars and studs

£39.99

X Ray shoulder bag

Lightweight, kind of waxed cotton, bag with adjustable shoulder strap, 25 x 30cm

£7.99

X-ray toiletries bag

X-ray spongebag - sounds like a close relation of sponge-bob squarepants. His second cousin you say? Small world.

£2.99

MP3 player speaker bags

How good are these? Very very good. Each bag holds and enables you to play your i-pod through the integral speakers, running off your i-pod battery! Walkman size (£10) 10 x 16cm has zipped top, one speaker, wrist strap and cute music note detail on the zip. Boom box size (£20) 15 x 30cm has all the above and 2 speakers. Ghetto blaster (£30) also has an external pocket in the style of a tape deck, and only comes in yellow.

£10.00

Silver dollar

20cm high silver money box for all your loose change. When it's full you can take it to one of those machines that chug it all down and give you real money back! Don't take it all to the bank though as they will look down their noses at you for some reason even though they are a bank and it is money.

£14.99

Cool Jazz Ice Stirrers

Jazz your drink up with these guitar-shaped swizzle sticks. Simply pop the plastic neck sections in the mould, fill with water and freeze. Cooooooooool.

£8.00

Baking Kit

Pretty little tin with paper cake cases, little rolling pin and wooden spoon, 3 star cookie cutters and recipes for fairy cakes and cookies.

£14.00

Shoe Shine Kit

Beautiful 20 x 13 cm storage tin containing black and neutral shoe polishes, applicator brush, brush-off brush, buff cloth, shine cloth and shoe horn

£14.00

Sewing Kit

Beautiful 20 x 13cm storage tin containing scissors, 6 reels cotton, set of 24 needles, tape measure, thimble, buttons and threader

£14.00

Flippy photo frame

I bought one of these from a chazza shop ooh ages and ages ago and loved it. Now clearly our products are far classier than your average chazzy shop purchase but this is kind of the same but better. Ten sleeves to hold 20 10 x 15cm photos. When your wife comes in the office you can just flip over the picture of your naked mistress and she will never know.

£7.99

Haynes Messenger Bags

Sturdy canvas bags, nylon lined with Velcro fastening, adjustable shoulder strap and large interior pocket, 30 x 40cm. Choose from Ford Capri or Mini

£19.99

Haynes Shoulder Bags

Robust vinyl bags with zipped top and adjustable shoulder strap, 30 x 25 x 8cm. Choose from VW Camper or Mini

£19.99

Fisheye lomo 2

The brand new version of the world's first, best and only 35mm compact fisheye camera with built-in flash

£67.50

Hands

Plaster hands for holding some of your jewellery. Not all the colours are always available but we will call you if the colour of your choice isn't in stock and offer you a different one. Choose from black, silver, white or pink

£7.99

Wonderwoman lunchbox

Even superheroes need somewhere to keep their sarnies.

£8.50

Gold Letters

22cm high gold painted wooden letters

£10.00

Make up mirrors

Just look at yourself! You need one of these handy handbag mirrors to do your make up on the train going to work. Choose from (1) Botox, Moi?, (2) Wonderful, marvellous meee, (3) So many men, so few who can afford me, (4) Evil cat or (5) Today was a complete waste of make up.

£3.99

Letters

12cm high white painted wooden letters plus ampersand (that's '&' silly) and question mark. Send a lovely message to someone or choose your own and stick em on the wall.
£3.50 each

£3.50

Ice bucket

Planet earth ice bucket in Perspex, very suave, very James Bond.

£115.00

Bougie Magique

Terribly exciting candle - light the taper and all the candles on the petals light up and it sings happy birthday to you until you can't stand it any more. A bargain.

£3.99

Lomo Colour Splash

Sexy new Lomo with different colour filters over the flash.
Call us and speak to Matt, he is very enthusiastic and can explain better….

£57.50

Fish-eye lomo

Exciting new camera from lomo! The first fisheye compact camera! Takes regular 35mm film and gives ultra wide angle views of 170 degrees of vision.

£39.99