Knitted Alan
- Limited Edition Collectible

Hand crocheted in fine wool by knitwear designer Cardigan
Approx 12cm tall and ready for immediate action!
Ideal for shitting up barbecues, weddings or dinner parties.

£25.00

Hot Stuff

30 temporary tattoos

£6.95

Ear buds

New styles of headphones for 3.5mm socket, compatible with MP3 players, PDA gaming systems and laptops. Choose from gems, hearts, ducks, volume knobs (not shown) and cupcakes (not shown)

£10.00

Little eskimo girl

Super shiny kitsch little wibbly-wobbly that makes a tinkle-tonk sound as it wibbles (like lots of people we know). Doesn't carry a CE mark so for big kids only. The little one is 15cm and £14.99, big one is 25cm and £24.99, and they come in red or blue...

£14.99

Ping pong kit

Fabulous gift for all ages, this sturdy tin contains 2 regulation size bats, 2 table tennis balls, a full size net with adjustable clamps and 2 towelling wrist bands for added competitive fun!

£18.99

Desk Hetty

How cute is this little desk hoover? Get all the crap out from between your keyboard with the vacuum head or the (ooer missus) crevice tool. Takes 3AA batteries - not included

£12.99

Cord wrapper

A great stocking filler for the young teen who already has everything on the planet. Cassette, skull and crossbones, robot, owl

£2.50

Forties style shoppers

Nice canvas shopping bags with shoulder straps, 40 x 30cm, with austerity messages for all you make do and menders

£8.99

7" single frame

Dig out your old picture discs and groovy singles covers you old hipsters you. If you are too young to have any then you must hit the chazza shops immediately and get some.

£6.99

Book frame

I came up with the idea for this a while back (- just never got round to doing anything about it). Now the clever folk at Suck UK have taken my idea and put it into production - which is a relief. The frame takes books up to 20mm thick, and up to 122 x190mm - so it's ideal for old Penguins - and they look great in groups of threes on the wall. Available in cream or black

£12.50

Ear buds

Not to be confused with cotton buds that you really shouldn't push too far in even if it does feel nice in a strange way. These are cute little headphones with flowers (sold out) or diamonds (not real) on the ear plug bit.

£10.00

Space invaders luggage

Weekend bag features carry handle and optional shoulder strap and fabulous space invaders repeat print lining. Wash bag (27cm wide) has two zipped compartments
Weekend bag £17.50 / Wash bag £9.99

£9.99

Tattoo hot water bottles

Hotties just got cool! Knitted cover on 30cm hot water bottle. Two designs True Love or Love Birds

£10.99

Buy Your Own Fucking Lighter

A best-seller in the Pussy stores, this refillable lighter never fails to amuse

£2.50

Buy Your Own Bloody Fags

Highly amusing refillable lighter

£2.50

Ice bucket

Planet earth ice bucket in Perspex, very suave, very James Bond.

£125.00