This is the gifts section. Lovely things that you won't know how you lived without.

Poo bag dispenser

Poo bag dispenser

Attach to your dogs lead or if you are feeling funny to your dog's collar - why shouldn't poochy carry his own poo bags I'd like to know

£3.99

Poo bag dispenser bags

Poo bag dispenser bags

Three rolls of poo bags for standard dispensers so you never have to rummage around in your handbag for tissues or envelopes or other equally unsuitable poo receptacles in a poo emergency situation

£3.99

Dog bowl

Dog bowl

Nice big melamine bowl for the big stupid dog. Cats are SO much better than dogs, you know.

£9.99

Weirdo sex slave dog toy

Weirdo sex slave dog toy

How funny? A dog toy that screams like a sex slave when your dog chews it - oooh, ooh ooh, that's good, yeah.

£6.99