Modern Toss Visualise your Goal card

If you want it bad enough you can get it with this card from Modern Toss

£2.25

Modern Toss Special Lady card

Treat her to a glass of wine and a fag on her special day with this card from Modern Toss

£2.25

Modern Toss special day card

Someone you love would love a card like this from Modern Toss

£2.25

Modern Toss Shitted up card

For a special friend from Modern Toss

£2.25

Modern Toss Kick Back card

Office trashing card from Modern Toss, yeah

£2.25

Modern Toss dog's Special day card

Humping dog card from Modern Toss. Happens round here a lot

£2.25

Modern Toss Dirty Old Man card

Big titties birthday card from Modern Toss

£2.25

Modern Toss Hammer card

Ever so slightly sinister birthday card from Modern Toss

£2.25

Stencil 101

Fantastic new book with 25 re-usable stencils ranging in subject from aerosol cans to pretty flowers, with step by step instructions

£11.99

T-shirt Graffiti pens

Great fabric pens for cotton tees, caps, trainers and so on. Leave to set for 24 hours (or iron if you are a bit impatient) and they are then machine washable or dry cleanable.

£4.99

Kiss me Kwik card - biscuit

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - huge

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - jesus

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

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With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - jetslag

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - pony

With FREE envelope! This one is my fave...

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - porn

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - smack

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - organic

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Kiss me Kwik card - w*nk

With FREE envelope!

£2.00

Modern Toss Work Card

Work! I think I'll go home, I'm a bit bored.

£2.25

Modern Toss Mr Tourette card

Mr Touretts paints a For Sale sign for someone's house.

£2.25

Modern Toss Weekend Card

Weekend - Let's go to Ikea.

Fuck Ikea

£2.25

Phyllis wouldn't share her needles with anyone...

...greetings card

£2.00

Would Daniel ever find his way to bumsexland?

...greetings card

£2.00

David wasn't gay.

..he just helped out when they were busy!
Greetings card

£2.00

Get out of my way, I'm fabulous

...greetings card
Free envelope

£2.00

'Incontinence hotline...

...can you hold please', greetings card

£2.00

Do I look like a fucking people person?

One of Kiss me Quick’s highly amusing cards

£2.00

When I grow up I want to be a crack whore

Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards.

£2.00

Happy Birthday Cunt

Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards.

£2.00

Back Door Babe

Another of Kiss Me Quick’s sentimental range of greetings cards

£2.00

‘How Do You stop a Dog Humping your Leg’ card

The answer is ‘pick it up and suck its’ cock’. Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards.

£2.00

Fuck off you Fucking Fucker

Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards

£2.00

When I grow up I want to be...

Dole scum. Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards.

£2.00

Oh look! Your husband’s drowning.

Another of Kiss me Quick’s touching greetings cards.

£2.00